Conspiracy Theory - 1

We have just discovered something that gives deep evidence of a nefarious plot - an attempt by India to take over Japan. This process is already 25% complete.

How do we know, you ask? Japan has four major islands. Hokkaido is one of them. Look at the three maps below.

(Map of Japan)

(Close-up of Hokkaido)

(Map of India)

Clearly, Hokkaido is nothing but India upside down.

We rest our case.